A Cat's Quandary

Agent Spears and Aguilera? FBI?

So what? You failed your finals. You gained some weight. So what? You’re single again. You lost your job. So what? What now? You live. You try again. That’s what.

—(via l-eer)

(Source: c0ntemplations, via squarestrawberries)

Deciding whether or not to trust a person is like deciding whether or not to climb a tree, because you might get a wonderful view from the highest branch, or you might simply get covered in sap, and for this reason many people choose to spend their time alone and indoors where it is harder to get a splinter.

—Lemony Snicket (via cocoajones)

(via xxxtwisted-liesxxxx)

dennys:

Everybody is playing this sweet game that just dropped. It’s an RPG where you create your own character and then travel from solar system to solar system looking for breakfast. It is your Dennystiny.

dennys:

Everybody is playing this sweet game that just dropped. It’s an RPG where you create your own character and then travel from solar system to solar system looking for breakfast. It is your Dennystiny.